"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."

- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.

 

I just had a lady tell me that it was my fault that she couldn’t send an email because I didn’t specify that she needed the @ symbol, not just the word “at”

Customer Service: making every day I don’t commit ritual suicide a fucking miracle!

aw HALE no

someone on teen wolf to aggressively frowny eyebrows guy, probably

fullofbeansandspunk:

I’m in a bathroom standoff

Our work bathrooms are so quiet and I’ve literally been sitting here for 5 minutes in dead, tense silence waiting for another girl to leave so I can pee in peace and I think she’s doing the same with me

WHY DO SILENT BATHROOMS EVEN EXIST

AHAHA I WIN THIS ROUND, UNSEEN COWORKER

I’m in a bathroom standoff

Our work bathrooms are so quiet and I’ve literally been sitting here for 5 minutes in dead, tense silence waiting for another girl to leave so I can pee in peace and I think she’s doing the same with me

WHY DO SILENT BATHROOMS EVEN EXIST