"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."

- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.

 

My cab driver has been talking to me about fish for 20 minutes

I just want to sit quietly

why must my dreams of not talking to anyone always be dashed

I got to the airport 2 1/2 hours early so a double whiskey it is

I got to the airport 2 1/2 hours early so a double whiskey it is

Everyone’s talking about the wedding and their careers and I’ve been playing fetch with this dog for the last hour and ignoring everyone

Everyone’s talking about the wedding and their careers and I’ve been playing fetch with this dog for the last hour and ignoring everyone