"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."
- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.
Alex: Wow, new hair?
Alex: It's nice. Though you kinda look like a small town lesbian.
Me: Which is precisely why your mom let me fuck her last night.
Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Me: I also think I got hotter.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
A fine, classic Weezer tune.