"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."

- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.

 

skankplissken:

i think we would all benefit from making our own awesome mix vol. 1 that reflects what our own space adventure soundtrack would be like

I can’t help it, I’m hopeless in high heels, because I am in essence and essentially a clown. If I’d been born 300 years ago, I would have had a bladder on a stick and a cap and bells. - Emma Thompson

(Source: damethompson)

Hungover bridal shower say whaaaat

Hungover bridal shower say whaaaat