"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."

- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.

 

jaclcfrost:

[points to a bird chirping to start off a beautiful brand new day] you shut the fuck up

thewastedgeneration:

Officer Bennett from Orange Is The New Black takes a shower. For the love of all that is holy, watch the entire 48 seconds. Bless.

(Source: cptmalhammer)

Dear young people of the world - every time you say “I’ll explain how the computer works later, grandma”, you’re dooming not one but two people to at least a fifteen-minute conversation from which there is no escape or joy. Do some good. Explain the internet to an old person today.

Dear young people of the world - every time you say “I’ll explain how the computer works later, grandma”, you’re dooming not one but two people to at least a fifteen-minute conversation from which there is no escape or joy. Do some good. Explain the internet to an old person today.

Thanks for being so psyched about me being home, buddy

Thanks for being so psyched about me being home, buddy