It's About The Subtext

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Chicks: I Fuck ‘Em (2012)

If You Didn’t Buy My Last Book You’re a Faggot (2013)

Suck My Cock You Fat Whore: A Love Story (2014)

I Hope They Serve Beer In Jail, Where I’ll Be For Multiple Rape Convictions (2015)

3, 2, 1, SLUTS! (2016)

Don’t Look at My Dick During This Threesome Bro (2017)

Were You Looking at My Dick Dude? I Swear I Saw You Looking at My Dick (2017)

OK Fine, I’m Gay (2018)

One of the (many) terrible things about working at Spencer’s was that people would read Tucker Max’s book out loud to me. Constantly.