"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."
- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I KNOW HE PROBABLY WON’T EVEN NOTICE IF I REPLY, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REPLY
I keep typing out replies and then erasing them, being like, "NO. THAT IS NOT KEVIN-MURPHY LEVEL OF FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT...