"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."
- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
THAT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SKETCHES
(here it is for anyone who is interested. Also you should just do yourself a favor and watch the entire show since it’s one of the most consistently solid sketch shows ever in my opinion)
also that post was brilliant and we should just start a discussion site where we put every character we love into Hogwarts Houses even though about a million of those blogs exist already
(does it ever bum you out that we have no idea how the American/Canadian schools of Wizardry work? Like ostensibly they would be set up in roughly the same way but would they be like prep schools? Like I think there’s supposedly one in Salem but are there others in the US? Does Canada even have it’s own or is it just one school for all of North America? THESE ARE THE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW)
Me: I cried for, like, 30 minutes during the second part of The Deathly Hallows.
My sister: Why?
Me: Well, like... are you sure you want this spoiled?
My sister: Knowing will stress me out less.
Me: Okay. Snape dies and there's this flashback which is super sad and that got me going, but then there's this part... okay, so there's this thing called the Resurrection Stone and it doesn't, like, bring people back from the dead. It brings people's spirits to you. And Harry knows he's gonna die so he uses it and suddenly his mom and dad and Remus and Sirius are there... *I start to get choked up*
My sister: Oh my God, you never cry at things!
Me: *now openly crying* It's just so sad it's the first time he's ever even spoken to his parents and they're there for him when he's about to die.
My sister: *starts to tear up*
Me: Why are you crying?!
My sister: BECAUSE YOU ARE