"Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square."

- A fortune cookie I found when I was sixteen that I try to live by every day.

 

Peter was muttering distractedly; Harry caught words such as ‘far-fetched’ and ‘lunacy’ but he couldn’t help paying more attention to the ashen colour of Pettigrew’s face and the way his eyes continued to dart towards the windows and door.

In which Peter Pettigrew makes a bloody brilliant pun about Sirius being a dog animagus and Remus a werewolf, yet the entire fandom missed it. (via wickedwitchofthewestofficial)

(Source: unbefittingofwizardingroyalty)

I got distracted and finally joined hogwarts is home

do people have dorms?

WHO WANTS TO BE MY ROOMIE

(my username is kfult and I’m in gryffindor because that’s what the sorting hat told me)

kaleigh-marie:

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

Guys this is seriously legit. I’m writing an essay for Defense Against the Dark Arts right now and I’m in heaven.

I just audibly groaned for such a long time that I’m dizzy

galifreyy:

poc!potter makes so much sense though

think about it: petunia and vernon /hated/ james potter, made up stories about him “probably being unemployed” and they seemed to thoroughly dislike him for more than just the magic. how much d’you wanna bet me that their prejudice may have been on the racist side? they treated harry pretty awfully, even considering his magic. they hated that he looked like james as well. 

plus, harry has “great skin” but no specified skin colour or tone or anything! 

draw and write about east asian harry, south asian harry, black harry. draw harry potter in every single race there is.

poc!potter is not really a racebend bc it’s all within canon

bonerjuice:

lizznotliz:

inkhat:

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Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.

 (tags from pimpernels)

not to be a douche, because this tag commentary is fucking great all the way up to this point, but neville did not choose gryffindor. gryffindor chose him. in my LITERAL FAVOURITE of all the pottermore extras, we find that the hat almost immediately told him he was a gryffindor born but neville was so timid and scared that he felt it was too much pressure and asked the hat to put him in hufflepuff instead. the hat refused. I can see this scene SO CLEARLY in my mind, can hear the conversation, it is just so perfect - neville almost begging the hat to reconsider, he can’t belong there, he’s not brave enough; and the sorting hat basically saying LISTEN, KID, I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED. BUT I CAN LITERALLY SEE INSIDE YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW, I KNOW WHAT’S IN YOUR HEART. THERE IS A HERO INSIDE YOU OKAY AND YOU’RE GOING TO THE HOUSE THAT WILL NURTURE IT AND HELP IT GROW AND ONE DAY, NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM, IT IS GOING TO COME OUT AND EVEN YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT WHAT YOU’RE CAPABLE OF

can you imagine the marauders’ yule ball and how psyched james would be because lilly agreed to go with him and he keeps talking about it but every time he mentions it, sirius goes “james, are you sure you wouldn’t rather go stag" and the tenth times he says it, remus punches him so hard in the arm that he falls into the lake

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

juliansayshii:

Can we all please take a moment to remember that at some point Sirius Black decided he wanted his fugitive pseudonym to be Snuffles.